Welcome to Gooning World!

This is a community where you can goon all over the place without getting shamed.

Are you ready to goon?

If you dont know what gooning is, here is what it looks like:

Goontroduction
  • First, you have to whip out your massive peener
  • Second, you have to start stroking it and jorking it
  • Third, you have to edge all over the place
  • Fourth, you have to accend above our three dimensional universe and goon. This is when you reach a certain state of edging, where your body is a mere attachment to your dick at this point
Gooning Types

We understand that you may not reach the same levels of gooning desired, so here is a comprehensive breakdown of the kinds of gooning

  • Edging - The beginning stage of gooning, most anyone can achieve it and is required to enter the next levels.
  • Gooning - It's in the namesake, the transcendended state of mind, akin to hallucinogenic substances and conditions. Creates great pleasure in the user but will require large amounts of time.
  • Jelqing - Possibly the most controversial and painful. Great results require great efforts. (DON'T ACTUALLY DO THIS)
Reality of gooning

A true appreciator of the goon life must maintain a streak of edging, known colloquially to the common man as edging streaks. These streaks are crucial to a person's status as a true gooner.
Be wary of skid markers...

References

To learn more about gooning, go to GoonCCP [1]

An unhinged, yet dedicated study of gooning